By Teh_dw33bin4tor - 15/03/2012 12:12 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She said it's a good thing, because it was a "mutual decision", and that while she wouldn't mind staying together, I was the one who wanted to split, and she respected my decision. I wish I had been a part of this delusional conversation. FML
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Teh_dw33bin4tor 2

Hey, I am kind of astounded this made the front page, but I also realized that I wasn't logged in when I created and submitted this. I'm the OP. I should have phrased this better, but I was running out of room to create the FML. The actual story is that she flat-out broke up with me, and then went around and told all my friends, which happen to also be her friends too, that it was a mutual break-up, but it was my decision for the most part that split us apart, which effectively framed me as the "bad-guy". When I confronted her on it, she first denied telling her (our) friends this, then changed her story to "she couldn't think of what to say". All this while her new "boyfriend" (of 1 day) was helping her move out of my apartment. Sorry for the confusion in the phrasing.

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Top comments

DocBastard 38

Don't forget to remind her of the $50,000 that she promised to give you at the end of that conversation. If she gets to make shit up, so do you.

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Michyxo 14

Well, I guess at least now you won't have to be part of any more delusional conversations with her...

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Jewnut 0

Yes! Very very crafty. she made a clean break and you won't bother her cuz you think shes crazy. I think she just perfected the "its not you its me" line

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MCRaddict15 15

Wow. You so don't deserve someone who says 'mutual' to break up with you! You try finding someone who isn't completely crazy.

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dominic1221 6

WTF? Are you really saying she's crazy because she used a common English word that means people doing the same thing? No, idiot, she's crazy for making up a delusional story as an excuse. Either way, go back to English class, because you're either illiterate or you just can't communicate your point in general.

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Teh_dw33bin4tor 2

Hey, I am kind of astounded this made the front page, but I also realized that I wasn't logged in when I created and submitted this. I'm the OP. I should have phrased this better, but I was running out of room to create the FML. The actual story is that she flat-out broke up with me, and then went around and told all my friends, which happen to also be her friends too, that it was a mutual break-up, but it was my decision for the most part that split us apart, which effectively framed me as the "bad-guy". When I confronted her on it, she first denied telling her (our) friends this, then changed her story to "she couldn't think of what to say". All this while her new "boyfriend" (of 1 day) was helping her move out of my apartment. Sorry for the confusion in the phrasing.

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krez 20

Tell all of your mutual friends that you *did* break it off because she has herpes.

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magnetic_aura 26

Sorry that she made you out to be the "bad guy." I'm sure the closer of your mutual friends will know you're telling the truth when you tell them the truth.

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Fyrepower 23

If she has a new boyfriend already, its pretty clear who's at fault in the break up

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greenmen 12

Just get another one to live in she would have to leave or join in

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GlitterAngel 8

She's studying to be a psychologist! So easy to tell.

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NeoMatrix25 12

I had an ex who told me before we dated that if it didn't work out we should stay friends. She broke up with me a month later and a month after that, she erases from her life. No message, no reason. Those kind of girls aren't worth your time. Their logic only works in their world and mind

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Teh_dw33bin4tor 2

Girls who "want to be friends" are lying through their teeth. It's just the easiest and nicest way they can think of to break up with someone, because that way they're not actually breaking up with you, and splitting all contact with you, they're just separating themselves from you romantically. It's complete and utter bull-shit. Whenever a girl tries to give me the friend-bomb, I call them out on it. They will never call you to see if you want to hang out and do whatever (as friends), they'll never call to see what's up, or do anything an actual friend would do.

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acronach 5

would be hilarious/ironic/kinds stupid if she had that conversation with another guy and she thought you were him on the phone. that would kinda suck but be very funny at the same time XD

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megamandude455 10

What just happened?

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