By BaldingQuick - 02/02/2010 07:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. This was after I saved several paychecks to afford to give her a weekend away for her birthday. Why did she end things so quick? Because apparently I'm balding faster than her Dad. I'm 20. FML
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TruckerGustav 0

She only wants you for your looks... what a bitch. Luckily you saved your money.

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Cthulu 0

You can use the money you saved on her birthday to buy hair regrowing products. Then get a new girfriend and make sure your ex sees the her and your rich, thick, lush new head of hair.

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spoo 24

OP - totally better off. If you are looking to sew your oats or to settle down your ex is made of fail either way.,

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wrangler99 0

dude some girls r ******* bitches just move on and shave your head bald then they can have that problem.

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hrtstealer 0

cancel the trip and get your money back. bald men are hot! fat bald men are not.

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youthink_fml 0

Just shave your head completely. Women love it. Trust me.

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pedotroll 0

shave your balls too. I don't know if women like it, but it's fun.

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AGGoddess 2

You're better off without that shallow bitch.

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D3kl3 0

your better off without a bitch like that.

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sarcdude 3

Everyone that says she's a bitch is right. She's a bitch.

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The_Cardinal 0

Shave your head, dude. It's the comb-over of the 21st century... only it looks GOOD!

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kaiser_m 0

bald guys are definitely hot! you got lucky on that one. at least you found out how pathetic she is soon rather than later. still sucks though.

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