Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order....

By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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You deserved it 5 216

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By fuck off, for real - 03/04/2016 13:26 - United States - Ft Mitchell

Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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You deserved it 8 883

By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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You deserved it 2 836

By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 804

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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You deserved it 827

By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00

Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:17

If she ordered a McChicken, just give her the bird.

Cashtangoteam 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:20

Do you want fries with that?

Comments

rexgar2000 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:56

considering you have such ******* ugly face followed by a retarded comment from a 15 year old brat that probably gets everything from mommy and daddy, I'm surprised you haven't got the rath from the FML club. A job is a job and I honor everyone who has one.

TheBatman_37 2

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:39

Sucks that you work at macdonalds

DocBastard 38

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:57

Now now, let's not bash a kid so severely. At least wait until he comes back to defend himself by claiming he was just being sarcastic.

KindaFunnyRight 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:00

Did she order a new boyfriend?

kaykay20 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:01

Did you spit or cum in her food and rub it on the dirty floor? Hear many people do it and it would have been a good revenge on your part if you felt hurt enough to get back at her for breaking your heart. I though would never do that.

1seven1 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:45

You should've told your manager you were being harassed by an irate woman. Side note: that was a b move your better off

TheBeanieChic 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:55

"I would like a number 3 with a side of a new boyfriend"

thepoon876 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 19:38

OP's Gf:"Yes i would like a one big mac, a side of medium fries, and a coke." OP:"is that all for you today mam?" OP's Gf::"No id also like a new boyfriend and some extra salt."