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By drummahboi99 - 04/12/2011 01:29 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while placing her order. I work as a Drive-Thru cashier at McDonalds. FML

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By fuck off, for real - 03/04/2016 13:26 - United States - Ft Mitchell

Today, my girlfriend dumped me by text for another man while I was at work. While I worked the drive-thru, a customer noticed me choking back my tears and said "I'd be cryin' too if I worked your dead-end job." FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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By ugh - 20/06/2015 10:45 - United States - Tampa

Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2013 16:17 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

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By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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By Satan's Lil elf - 14/01/2019 14:00

Today, I broke my mirror off going to the drive-through at McDonald's. Even the cashier watching was like, "Fuck, dude." FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:17

If she ordered a McChicken, just give her the bird.

Cashtangoteam 10

Sunday 4 December 2011 9:20

Do you want fries with that?

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fenixtorador1 11

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:22

At least he's working flamer, you don't even look old enough to even have a job yet.

fenixtorador1 11

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:23

Wow, she sure is one 'classy' girl to do that to you OP. $5 says she didn't even look you in the eye when you took the money from her

DocBastard 38

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:30

Girlfriend: I'd like a cheeseburger, small fries, and a small diet Coke. And it's over. OP: Would you like fries with that? Girlfriend: This is why I'm breaking up with you. You're an idiot! OP: That'll be $3.60. Girlfriend: I hate you!! OP: Thank you, please drive through.

MwahFMLS 6

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:33

YDI for working at Mcdonalds! Lol, no but at least she didn't break the news over Facebook, or text..

jayqwe 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:44

She should be in the kitchen making some sandwiches lool

AlaskaKid95 7

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:48

Do a reverse fire in the hole?

cchino_o 8

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:50

Did she order a mc breakup? 0_o

JadeWalker 14

Sunday 4 December 2011 10:52

Shudda hacked a loogie in her burger and drink hahaha

Irishxoxo 2

Sunday 4 December 2011 11:15

You should've spit in her food.

igotacup 1

Sunday 4 December 2011 11:34

Just so everybody knows, I have a cup.

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