By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML
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Nimor 25

Your girlfriend is an idiot, get rid of her... quik!

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Gennocent 17

I feel that it was the priest/reverend/bible study teacher... (I have no idea how this sort of thing works) who gave her the hickeys and convinced her it was ok

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coolman298 15

Yes because God just wants you to go around on A MISSION TRIP, cheating on your boyfriend. That's all he ever wanted.

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nitrog100 21

I'm 70% sure that OP is a woman.

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Avashantu 18

I don't think it works like that..

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cfett199 8

It's not breaking up with her because you are just cutting a terrible person out of your life so it cancels out...

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Captain_Debilos_fml 13

mission trip was just a code name for threesome

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ajs1987 15

Here are your instructions: 1) buy condoms 2) hire a hooker, preferably one named Charity 3) find a way for your phone to "accidentally" call your gf while you are ******* the hooker 4) explain to her that you are doing God's work by making a donation to Charity She'll understand once you explain it.

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bonermonkey 31

OP is a woman. You have forgotton all of the "find a squirting strap on" stuff. :P

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