By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML
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vintageart1994 16

Oh hell she is not worth your time or anyone's time

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CandyApple88 13

Dump her. I thought mormons were supposed to be no sex (or anything sexual at all) before marriage???? Sounds like she is quite.... "experienced". So unless you want to stay with the town bike, dump her and find an honest girl.

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mannyz123 8

#114 i dont think mormons are the only ones who go on mission trips..

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mosquito19 14

I want to start going on mission trips. I am not even religious.

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soulxreaperx356 9

bang her sister or best friend and then go to church the next Sunday, then tell her about both and how they cancel each other out.

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anthony99 14

Lemme guess, anal isn't cheating either?

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Mira Lux 26

Being young does not give excuse to cheat.

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criley221 19

This chick is dumb as hell! You deserve better than some bible humping idiot! Dump her OP!

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