By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML
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codytallica 38

I'm atheist so idc about the religion aspect but I'm against cheating but I believe in eye for an eye so go **** her best friend and tell her it wasn't your fault because you were tempted by the devil.

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NodakN8V 25

Pretty soon it's going to be Karmas work as her ass will be on the curb

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chaseafterwind82 29

Aha, I suppose Jebus said it was ok then? <sarcasm>

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wtffml1979 22

Is that pronounces heybeus or hebus?

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ColdRoxas 18

my only question is this her first mission since being with you? and how many "missions" has she been on for your sake dump her and maybe get checked after morals like that we don't know what she got

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EarlFug 19

Funny how Jehovah is so flexible, isn't it? I know the feeling.

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vampire623 6

just one thought when it comes to her she a ****

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blink831forever 13

Dump her and find some one better. You deserve some one better than her.

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annibo 11

She needs to start praying for her soul.

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