By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
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stormstarcj 12

Someone needs to step up in the romance department. Although, she probably bought them herself.

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Enslaved 36

Reminds me, growing up, my mom used to play that Barbara Streisand song "You don't bring me flowers" all the time for my dad. Nowadays she demands Diamonds from him instead. Poor Neil! :P

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jrock9093 18

I don't know what to say to this one your damned if you do your damned if you don't

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kaitb1103 23

Well actually... If you don't buy her flowers any other day but valentines day you deserve it.... Come on- youre telling me you can't afford to buy her flowers more than once a year? BS. Heres a thought- Spend less on video games....

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

You're over-generalizing way too much.

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RedPillSucks 31

unless #20 is OPs girlfriend, coming on FML to toss fuel to the flames.

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alycion 38

I would much rather my hubby bring me home a new game then flowers. But in all honesty, time spent together is more important then anything that costs money, to me. He understood that early on and didn't have to waste money trying to impress.

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kinky44 28

Videogames last a lot longer than flowers, and are sometimes preferable

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Jemm_fml 29

I have no idea why she even accepts them. I'd be pissed at someone disrespecting my relationship like that. I so hate to derail this thread now.... but today is my birthday. Splendid Days!

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rlTlk 13

Yours mine and half the planet.. Most common bday of the year.. No really look it up :/ Sept. is birthday mania month. Happy birthday tho :)

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Jemm_fml 29

I don't even care how popular it is! Happy Birthday to everyone! , you foxy Christmas babies! *sexy dance*

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alwaysunhappy 5

My b day sept too. So happy b day to all of us!!!

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zandalee 19

Happy birthday guys!! Go out and be naughty! ;)

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thewife5 19

I agree it's shitty to accept them and then bring them home to rub in your face... However, if you love her you need to step up your game and spend more QUALITY time with her... Kiss her for no reason... Hold her hand... Give her butterflies

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jw90 18

Time to step up your game

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Enslaved 36

Not that you need to prove yourself OP, but here's a suggestion what you can do; Instead of buying her flowers, buy a rose bush (if money's an issue, it can be a lot less expensive), tell her it's because your love for her grows everyday. Then ask her to prove her love in return and make sure that plant never dies. Can she do it? :P

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RedPillSucks 31

ooooh ooohh Ima write that down.... Its... because... my... lerv... for... you... grows... errday...

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demiabia96 8

In the words of Bruno Mars, "[You] should've bought her flowers.." Now, go hold her hand before she dances with that other man

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ninety 25

Show her you love her more than once a year and maybe she won't be so "brainwashed." Even if she did buy them for herself, take it as a hint.

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