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By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 2 601

By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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You deserved it 7 033

By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 5 092

By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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You deserved it 7 815

By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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You deserved it 982

Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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You deserved it 231

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By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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You deserved it 109

Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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You deserved it 2 449

Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 201

You deserved it 4 986

By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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Top comments

your_face 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:51

Heh... I've been on your girlfriend's side of the situation... on behalf of sleepy girlfriends everywhere, sorry about that!

sexaddict247 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:51

If you gave a ****, you`d be happy shes there and go cuddle wf her instead

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Roddsy 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 18:46

so..? let her sleep. gosh. aww #7, im so sorry :/

Link5794 18

Wednesday 11 July 2012 23:13

Today, I didn't have sex. FML

sexaddict247 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:51

If you gave a ****, you`d be happy shes there and go cuddle wf her instead

StellaMarie3 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 19:55

hell ******* yeah i totally agree! i mean seriously? if all you wanted way her to put out for you dumb ass than maybe she deserves someone that will actually cuddle with her and lay with her!

MiSSaNNa89 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 21:02

hey now girls are human and need sleep too.. why werent you cuddling with her? :( you failed if you ask me

reddilocks 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:34

lol i like cuddling...

DeMoCraCy 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 18:28

Who the hell cares! Its not going to kill him. Can't the OP take a break for at least one day?

bass1989 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:57

lol, sounds familiar :P

gemmaFML 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:15

What's wrong wit sleeping? If she's tired, she should.

cology 0

Monday 20 July 2009 4:24

哈哈

clos14 0

Monday 3 August 2009 19:36

bro i feel ya and no just cause we get mad all they wana do is sleep doesnt mean its cause we wanted sex some of actualy like talking and having fun wit our girls your a jerk#22

pulpfiction_fml 3

Thursday 20 August 2009 4:26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Bibblejomin 18

Friday 18 December 2015 4:31

Well I thought it was funny.

lizardlover95 7

Sunday 5 September 2021 18:29

why aren't you in jail

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Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

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