Sex and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never...

By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's and she was wearing some sexy lingerie. After making out passionately for 10 minutes, I started to undress myself, only to have her stop me, confessed that she still wasn't sexually attracted to me. FML

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By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By Malarky - 23/06/2016 19:10 - United States

Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML

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Time is money

By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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By anonymous - 20/02/2010 01:47 - Ireland

Today, while in bed with my game-obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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Hang ups

By at least put on sexy underwear - 01/09/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML

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Confusing

By so confused - 09/12/2023 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was sexually frustrated. Naturally, I started coming on to her, only for her to shove me away and snap that just because she was sexually frustrated, it didn't mean that she wanted sex. Huh? FML

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Murphy_21 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:02

In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

Shadowflames420 0

Friday 27 March 2009 0:01

She cheating on you.

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00Missme00 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:13

At least she thinks you're adorable! It's better to be a cutie so you can stay goodlooking longer. Cos when you get older you will be hawt!

teensm 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:38

heyy u got an email??

bestdayevar 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:53

You probably should have jumped her right there to let her know you're serious.

morganmia_ 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 15:59

that's cute :)

tenorman1331 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 22:13

the same thing happened to me. now she ignores me and left me for another guy. for the second time.

popezeke 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 4:03

rape her. see how adorable you are then.

HannarCookie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 16:54

I said that to my boyfriend 5 months ago, it lasted a week. You'll be fine :P

iarediana 0

Friday 21 August 2009 23:55

ohhhhhh ! shietttt ! i started chokinggg XD ohhhhh! XD sorry about that man

dvs01 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 5:18

Correction - she is not your girlfriend. Find someone else.

OP_here 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 10:49

At least she thinks you're adorable... Perhaps she meant nothing "grossly" sexual; as in she loves you for the person that you are, not JUST in a sexual way. She might mean you'll never do anything pornographically sexual, only sex because she loves you...I dunno, anyway hope it worked out.