By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
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Murphy_21 0

In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

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theoldGP 0

prove her wrongggg. and here's another piece of advice: if she's not hot, dump her.

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el_llama 0

Why is she going out with someone if she can't see herself doing anything sexual with them? Perhaps she's in the closet...

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Silas_fml 0

I've heard of Too DRUNK to ****, but...

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druggs 0

i'll **** you if she wont................................... ;)

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Becks129 0

But the adorable boys are the best! xD Comment 14, you're the best.

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ben2002_fml 0

hate to break it to you man...but she's not your 'girlfriend' just a friend whos a girl

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the_kyle540 0

this happens to everyguy, in some way/shape/form. just prove urself. how thats up to you. maybe u can beat the hell out of urself. not so adorable now am i ehy bitch?

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fmltodat 0

either give her the biggest ****** she has ever had or dump da bitch

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