By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 137 080
You deserved it 10 550

Same thing different taste

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In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

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Who needs sex when you're adorble anyway?!

She must be hiding something ... I did the same thing and I told him to the truth a couple weeks later that I was a virgin and he was cool with waiting until i was ready.......

go to the gym and grow a beard. and some scruff, i mean a full out easter european soviet bloc siberian beard.

Allord 0

If a girl had said that to me my exact reaction would be: 1. Grab both her shoulders 2. Push her against a wall (gently)/if there's no walls within a few feet, dip her. 3. Kiss her. Hard. The reaction you get will tell you if she's legitimately disinterested for whatever reason (cheating, being a bitch, etc.) or if she was just trying to egg you on to being aggressive. Clears a lot of things up.

haha wow. that sounds like something i would say xD actually it's not. that sucks, man. I agree with 129's comment.

That seems like something someone would say to me, because I am awkwardly short, have freckles and everyone always thinks i'm a 10 year old boy. Example: "awww! He's so cuute!" like I'm some puppy or animal.

dude, wtf.... do you look like hammy the squirrel?

wait wait wait, are you sure you're not hammy the squirrel from "Over The Hedge?"