By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 137 080
You deserved it 10 550

Same thing different taste

Top comments

In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

Comments

apple_picking 0

oh my god. i feel so bad for you. i personally like adorable a lot more than the cliche "i'm hot bang ne right now" type.

AlexJakubsen1 0

rape and run. that bitch don't take you seriously

greatnt249 0

OP, she pretty much put you in the "friend zone" despite the fact that you're going out with her. If proving her theory wrong doesn't work, then she probably isn't into you enough for it to be worth your while to develop a significant relationship with her. Sex isn't everything, but it sounds like she's making weak excuses to not go much further in the relationship with you.

Put on your bondage gear, strap her onto the bed, and ask her if you're still 'too adorable' for sex.

Now I for one believe in abstinence (yes I am a nerd), but that's just harsh. Perhaps she has a fear of intimacy, perhaps she's trying to get you to dump her because she's cheating on you, or maybe she's just a crazy bitch. Hell I don't know.

omg. i feel your pain.. i am always the adorable one.. aHHH and i never get the girl let alone the sex urgh fml too

vers_fml 0

get out of it asap. never let your girlfriend or or your friends or anyone else treat you like a plaything.

greatnt249 0

#69, wallowing in self-pity will never get you the girl; you should do something about it.

f0rged 0

I'm with #5. In my opinion my boyfriend is beyond adorable. And the sex is fantastic. It could be her giving an excuse to not be in a physical relationship, but if not, show her how sexy you can be. If she genuinely thinks that adorable can't be sexy and won't go for it...well you have some decisions to make then.