By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 16:36 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML
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Murphy_21 0

In my experience its the adorable ones that make the best lovers. She's missing out.

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Finnboghi 0

#16 and #24 are ******* right. If you listen to a feminist, they'll say that dominating a girl should be illegal. If you talk to a real girl, she'll absolutely love it.

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piercingaddict 0

She is definitally getting some from someone else if not from you

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diet_cocaine 0

NEXT PLEASE!!!! OMG BRO U CANNOT KEEP A GF LIKE THAT ULL BE SOOOOOOOOO PISSED OFF WHEN U 2 BREAK UP LATER

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sike_fml 0

i'm with #34, that would be ******* hot if a guy just like had his way with me and couldn't control himself.

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cthulhu1138 1

Two possibilities: 1. She's cheating on you. 2. She wants you to prove her wrong.

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genius_man16 0

A) She's probably cheating on you like others have said B) #15, while you are right that sex isn't /everything/ it is an important part of a relationship C) you should have said "well that's ok, i can't take you or this relationship seriously" and then walked away and gotten another girl to sleep with that night, and take pics or video tape it and then send her the resultant pics/vid

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dumbkid 0

You've got to be kidding me - more than one person has been told this in a relationship?? Wtf.

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