By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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xTheSaint 2

Hmm. Sounds like you need a new girlfriend.

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bigbottyhunter 4

dump her for changeing her status. your reasions for change would be better then hers.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Sounds like you have a whiny bitch for a girlfriend.

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failhipster 8

If I do that my girl would put she's single on Facebook

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SarahLove45 6

Find someone who is more mature, that's just ridiculous.

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oh_lordy_me 18

that's when you break up with her...because she's nuts

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iChel413 6

Better start giving her more cookies (:

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