By jisaac09 - 17/03/2013 05:05 - United States - Danville

Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
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jisaac09 25

"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.

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Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!

Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..

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karen1991 15

Breaking the barrier http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM

I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years now and we figure if we've shared a bed, a shower, and use the same cup then why be disgusted at something that happens naturally. when I got the flu he was there holding my hair back. when he got food poisoning I walked in to give him a new roll of paper. when he got so drunk he pissed the bed I changed the sheets and flipped the mattress. through sickness and health. better or worse. richer or poor. love no?

SwtCherryPie 26

I don't think ill ever reach that point in my relationship! And I'm married lol Some things just shouldn't be done!

Maybe she was, while taking her shit? Seems like a fine assumption to make :)

That's gross and not very lady like to do those things in front of your man. Of course they know, but they don't need to see it too. Keep it a little mysterious ladies!

Ohhhh I get it. You did not want to get THIS close with this one (where she takes a dump on the pot while you take a shower).. eh? Or did you find out some other nasty thing? Like she's lady farts-a-lot or doesn't-flush-when-she's-done? The more I read, the more confused I become. Now I'm reading " acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering." as she took a dump in the shower while you were in there showering. If that's the case, it is you are in deep shit man..

I'm pretty sure they're referring to a previous FML a while back