By jisaac09 - 17/03/2013 05:05 - United States - Danville

Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
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jisaac09 25

"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.

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Top comments

cmunkey50 4

Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!

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therealslim 15

Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..

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dr_snow_bear 29

That's part of being in a long term relationship, you're going to see things others don't. Are you going to freak when she gets the flu and is puking all over?

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buckeyed 20

i agree. significant others are there to deal with illness, birth, etc, they shouldnt be disgusted with the other pooping. (granted, they dont have to wanna watch each other, but its shouldnt be shameful, i think).

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Missy2612 11

wow what a charmer... I wonder what's to come if you tie the knot...

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countryrose92 23

Just saying op, I am pregnant and when I became pregnant it became acceptable real quick since a lot of things change, he had taken ***** on the toilet while i was in the shower lots of times before, but i still wasn't cool with doing it, now I am, but i don't announce it to him when i am in there. relationships are all different. I put my foot down and told him he needs to do deodorant and clip his nails alone in the bathroom cuz some grooming habits I don't need to be apart of, esspecialy not at dinner or when I am playing Xbox I don't wanna be attacked by flying nails. If your not comfy with it, tell her, she shouldn't be offended. Just say "babe, I'm glad you're comfortable with me but I would like to keep a little mystery, can you go potty and groom yourself alone in the bathroom please?" She will be fine with it.

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KatjaM 15

And leave the toilet sit covered in blood.

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ShannonBitt 29

maybe OP is only upset because she flushed, causing his shower water to become blistering hot or Arctic freezing.

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upallnight11 19

Stop being such a prude and get over it.

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dhenri 9

I agree, there should be a who cares button!!!

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BriannaRWatson 13

To each their own really, I'm married and still don't do that. If she's pregnant or something though there isn't much you can do about it. TBH I won't even pee in front of my husband. Some women, and I'm not saying this is the case with yours, but some women do tend to sort of just become OK with everything. Ever. Body functions, grooming habits, other habits. I don't understand why, but good luck to you.

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Teyros 24

You say gay people hit on you? That's not a compliment you know...

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alliewillie 22

I have a hard time believing after decades of marriage, childbirths, every embarrassing story, case of diarrhea or vomiting or sickness, loss of bodily function as you get older... That you're really going to still go "eww, we don't use the bathroom in front of each other". What kind of marriage would that be?

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BriannaRWatson 13

Considering we were friends for years before that I can tell you that you're wrong. It is a mutual thing, we agree on it. Whether others do that in front of each other is no business of ours and it is certainly our choice if we want to keep at least a little mystery in our marriage. We're very happy with things as they are.

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Lilo4life 26

With true love, one must always put up with all the shit of their partner, physical included

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