By jisaac09 - 17/03/2013 05:05 - United States - Danville

Today, my girlfriend decided we are to the point in our relationship that it's considered acceptable to take a dump while I'm in there showering. FML
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jisaac09 25

"In there" as in in the same room. We just got done eating and I guess something didn't agree with her. I guess this beats the alternative (******** in the floor outside the bathroom). She was kind enough though to flush. I turned my head upside down and let the scolding hot water run into my nose. I feel clean.

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Is the dump-taking being done in the bathtub with you? Or are you showering in the toilet? Details, man! We need details!

Take a dump whilst she's in there showering then! It can be a two way thing..

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I see nothing wrong with that....as long as she's not pooping IN the shower &/or she has good sense to bring air freshener & under NO circumstance flush the toilet while your under the shower spray.

nevergiveinever 19

my boyfriend does that all the time, I guess its just a normal thing after being together for so long

And I bet you've either had or fantasized about anal sex more than once haven't ya?

You know things are going well when you get to the Shit 'N Shower stage.

If you only have one bathroom then I don't see how this is wrong. Sometimes people can not hold it and wait for you to finish your shower... Ya, it is rude, but it's something that people have to do. Would you rather she take a dump on the floor?

If you can poop in a public washroom.. Your girlfriend can poop in the washroom while your in the shower. Haha

Do it while she's in the shower make it equal you should get used to it

panicxgirl 12

I think we're all forgetting that OP only has one bathroom, so it was either poop in the room with him or poop on the floor/sink. It may not be the most romantic thing and be gross for sure, but I'm sure if she had another option, she would used it. Grow up kids. Realize bodily functions are part of being human.

nightwolf86 7

Some of you obviously don't know the power of the female dump. There are times when HAZMAT may need to be called due to the toxic fumes that linger afterwards.

Who ever thinks that weird then grow up!!! Its okay to share bodily fluid but the rest is f your life!!? I cant stand people like you.