Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 655

You deserved it 11 623

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/03/2016 04:46 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 821

You deserved it 2 743

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 522

You deserved it 3 574

Insanity

By Leroy - 05/10/2019 02:01 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 205

You deserved it 133

Horrendous website content

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 13:01 - United Kingdom - Watford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after she found a disgusting and perverted porn site on my internet history. What was this site? Reddit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 016

You deserved it 174

It wasn't me

By psycho ex - 03/05/2013 00:16 - Brazil

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for cheating on her. Her "proof" was an image of me making out with a girl. Pretty damning, except she loaded it up in Photoshop, where I saw the image layers she'd used to fake the whole thing. I'm not sure what the hell she was thinking either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 845

You deserved it 3 964

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 475

You deserved it 4 680

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 203

You deserved it 137

The reverse beard

By heart-broken - 03/07/2009 01:33 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 945

You deserved it 8 751

By je suis christy - 09/01/2015 19:04 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 945

You deserved it 3 144

Jealousy

By Anonymous - 28/10/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 784

You deserved it 476

Next

Top comments

Zarcissa 34

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:18

Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?

jgwyh 18

Tuesday 28 January 2014 11:19

Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".

Comments

skate2125 4

Wednesday 29 January 2014 4:37

What? That makes no sense..

WhaleWhyNot 6

Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:40

Maybe she's the gay one..?

HatemyLife32 15

Wednesday 29 January 2014 5:57

That makes no sense. Something else has to be going on with her you don't know about. She took an 'easy out'. Or is she really that dumb?

cfeggs 4

Wednesday 29 January 2014 9:11

I don't get what's the big deal when the "boyfriend" watches ****. If you're not giving it up then he has to get his release somewhere! Be happy it's not with another girl! Master-bating is NATURAL.

centaurel 6

Sunday 9 February 2014 22:51

You don't need **** to **********, fantasizing about other women is disgusting and humiliating for the girlfriend. I hope you're single and stay single, no girl deserves a guy with your mindset.

arcanesentry 14

Wednesday 29 January 2014 13:30

Who keeps **** on their computer anyway?

Smoxxii 17

Wednesday 29 January 2014 15:21

You don't want to be dating a dumb bitch like that anyway. Sorry about your relationship, OP! Hopefully you find someone better. :)

little_one 20

Wednesday 29 January 2014 16:01

At first I thought it was a man who found his girlfriends ****, now that would make sense. She's either trying to dump you or really dumb. Either way **** doesn't change your actual preference but you can enjoy watching a variety for fun see what's out there. I accidentally stumbled on incest anime **** (not on my husbands hard drive) now that was weird... There's something's that should not exist...

loidnerdy101 10

Wednesday 29 January 2014 17:14

Ouch.

patdavis13 6

Thursday 30 January 2014 3:35

lol sorry to tell you this bro but she didn't break up with you because of the **** lol it had to be some other thing

jackfowler_18 4

Thursday 30 January 2014 4:04

She sounds stupid anyway

7
8
9
10
11
12

Keywords

Embarrassing Love Poopoo peepee Miscellaneous Christmas Romantic Break-ups Annoying Money Gross Ironic Argument Awkward Friends Cute Haircut Lonely Holidays Relatable Bosses Capitalism Work Cars You're fired Covid Health Jealousy Cheating Parenting Kids

The Top

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 144

You deserved it 7 104

Today, I realized I’ve been saying “a whole nother” instead of “a whole other” my entire life. It wasn’t until my friend pointed it out with a smirk I’ve been speaking in an alternate universe. He was also the one to point out last year that my use of "like" every three words was "annoying and cringe." FML

I agree, your life sucks 117

You deserved it 434

The Top

Today, a man on a bike was so preoccupied with making lewd comments about another girl's behind that he drove straight into mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 113

You deserved it 103

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 080

You deserved it 7 264

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 105

You deserved it 2 937

Today, I set my parrot in the bathroom while I cleaned his cage, thinking he would be safe there. He was in fact safe, but not so the used maxi pad he chewed up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 074

You deserved it 360

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 142

You deserved it 705

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 731

You deserved it 6 802