By Anonymous - 27/01/2014 23:32 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she found some lesbian porn on my computer. Her reasoning? That I must secretly be gay. FML
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Zarcissa 34

Well, she's an idiot... I think you're better off. Why was she looking through your hard drive anyway?

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jgwyh 18

Rookie mistake, always clear search history or change the folder name to anything but "****".

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smrpre 3

Maybe, she watched your **** stash and realized she is a lesbian. So, she thought the **** you own has the ability to to turn people gay. You know, the almighty sexual preference converting ****! Thus, your ****'s magical abilities hath turned thou gay. Or something.

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Joedbag 8

Either she's a moron, or she was just looking for an excuse...

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Asstarotte 7

Then she's probably wanted to break up and was just looking for a reason to break up with you. Or she's stupid, either one.

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dominoL 7

..She's either stupid or wanted to leave in the first place

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Huddisher 10

Yes... because homosexual men like to watch women have sex.

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mblock 5

No it's because your f-ng watching **** you moron!

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justjess11 7

I think lesbian **** is sensual. I'd watch it with you lol

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sebamiester 5

I'm sure gay guys like looking at naked girls.

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10showgirl 16

She was just probably hurt from you having **** on your computer and wanted to humiliate you.

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doglover100 28

She's either stupid or is looking for an excuse to dump you.

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