By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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vballgirly28 16

That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

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helpfulwhale 12

She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

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Testing1234 25

If she replaced you over a cat then i think its best you not together. Sry bought that OP.

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primadonnagirl 13

Seriously have this feeling that you must've deserved out....

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AviProspering 5

You mustve been that bad for her to start dating a cat

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jhs578650 9

If she didn't even have the decency to break up with you in person then she wasn't worth your time anyway.

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chabelo 10

take it as a joke why you worry about that?It's just funny

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ILoveMyArm 15

Look, don't take this all the wrong way, the cat has been coming on to her the whole time. It is about time she gave in, you see it is not you it is the cat.

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thatnucca 36

Misery loves company, she'll soon find out...

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thebomb553 5

What the hell? that must be one charming motherfuckin cat.

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Ctrl_H 18

Love knows no boundaries. Bitch was probably cheating on you with that pussy since day 1

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