By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
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vballgirly28 16

That's just weird. Seriously a cat? What can you do with a cat....never mind I don't want to know.

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helpfulwhale 12

She really let the cat out of the bag on that one, didn't she?

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phoneYuNOlisten 16

She was never worth it then. Maybe the mutual friend said that as a joke?

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jamnglamgirlie 17

Be happy you dodged a potential crazy cat lady.

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cuddlyunicorn 17

Well you should date a dog and be like, "you're better than that bitch I had before"

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davincidasecond 24

I guess it's her way of saying that she prefers pussy.

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incoherentrmblr 21

You're better off with someone more sane.

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JACKxRAWR 22

Erm, maybe you should think things through?

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buddy51 23

And, OP, the problem is? You're feline bad because she's found a new pussy?

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