Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier...

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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You deserved it 142

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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You deserved it 3 916

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 752

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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You deserved it 3 886

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:10

Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.

Esperantist 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:25

At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.

Comments

Jxv 15

Saturday 19 July 2014 7:32

Oh man, that really blows. I'm sorry dude.

Leumas1999 3

Monday 3 November 2014 5:49

tell her dad what she did, shell get in sooooo much trouble

anya_volkova 3

Friday 4 September 2015 23:22

My heart breaks for you

rupertajm90 15

Thursday 31 December 2015 20:54

at least you didnt give her a ring yet

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