Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier... - FML

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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You deserved it 142

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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You deserved it 2 438

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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You deserved it 3 505

By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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You deserved it 3 916

By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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You deserved it 32 755

By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Top comments

Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:10

Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.

Esperantist 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:25

At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.

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lubot_266 7

Monday 10 May 2010 4:20

tell her dad. lol. revenge will be sweet.

oompaoops 0

Friday 4 June 2010 19:08

You are emotionally, financially, socially and sexually SOOOOOOOOOO lucky. Sure, short term it sucks, but going through divorce and realizing so many years of life were wasted? I feel for you bro, but it is definitely the lesser of two evils. Now, go out there and get laid! I'm talking great, meaningless, fun sex!

gymdiva1 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:05

:'(

BobbysGirly 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:33

Agreed with #1. You'll find someone better. Trust me.

BobbysGirly 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 21:44

A comment on the argument, people are people and no two are the same. Meaning, some have one opinion, others have another. I would prefer my boyfriend ask my father before asking me. Some of you may not, but face the fact that there is NO RIGHT OR WRONG. Just one preferenx

Jrockkx3 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 9:06

She was probably a ***** anyway :) ..soo cheer up!

marc24_fml 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 5:41

******* girls man..

katie72 6

Monday 25 July 2011 6:58

obv not a good choice on your part. can't have that strong of a relationship

marleybarley 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 5:40

awwwwwwe. thats so sad im so sorry

missbadluk 0

Monday 5 September 2011 22:18

damn.

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