Love: Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier... - FML

By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2021 14:00 - Guam

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By bruh - 28/03/2017 20:00

Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By blasted - 25/11/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of almost a year, and to whom I intended to propose on Thanksgiving, dumped me because her husband will be returning from Iraq soon. And he wants to have a "talk" with me. I didn't know she was married. FML

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Mistress_Puppy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:10

Oh poor thing I'm sorry. But at least you knew how she felt before you actually proposed.

Esperantist 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 15:25

At least this happened instead of her cheating on you with this guy down the road, leading to a long and painful divorce.

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kykymorgan 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 6:09

Awe, I sorry that's sad!

djjaxon2001 4

Friday 18 November 2011 2:15

No comenet

Nadeslos 4

Monday 12 December 2011 13:38

Wow. She's a bitch. It's a blessing in disguise bro.

tomboyprincess01 1

Saturday 30 June 2012 19:00

Aww I'm sorry I agree with mistress_puppy

fail_gurl21 7

Friday 20 July 2012 8:54

awww FYL :'(

MrPortalFan 21

Monday 8 July 2013 10:06

Don't worry, OP, she not worth marrying if she dumps you like that. Save the ring for a better woman.

bryguy89 10

Wednesday 25 September 2013 11:07

To all the people claiming this was "respectful," in this situation you are wrong. There's no way it was a coincidence that he got dumped only an hour after asking. Clearly his gf was severely offended by this. So yes if you're with someone who is ok with this that is different but he ****** up here

paigerini1028 6

Wednesday 30 October 2013 3:08

That's terrible, I'm sorry :'(

Federgirl 19

Sunday 9 February 2014 5:25

I'm sorry :(

HeyItsLeah13 5

Thursday 29 May 2014 20:54

I'd tell her she's an asshole

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