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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

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CaptNomNom 17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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Comments

PaigeS215 0

your a piece of shit. you didnt even deserve to see the birth of your child. that baby is going to hate your ass for knowing you hurt there mother. i hope she leaves your ass and takes the baby. people like you make me sick.

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ThatGirl6 9

Wow, your a douche I hope she told your girl

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greenmen 12

Worst mistake never play with girls from same town

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nickbw 0

You're a scum sucking shit head and you don't deserve to be a father, I hope your girlfriend finds a better guy to raise HER child with. Go die.

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mrphychrs 5

OP quit stealing my oxygen you fuckstain. give it a little time and you'll wish you'd been a better man and stuck it out with your baby's momma and not ****** around on her.

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rogue2888 4

You deserve it ya ******* loser

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