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By T3STI - 07/05/2013 01:44 - United States - Grand Prairie

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Today, my girlfriend gave birth to our first child. Our nurse was the lady I had a one night stand with 3 nights ago, and yes she remembered me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 914
You deserved it 194 496
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thebeautybleeds 17

Yeah... You deserve that. I hope she told your girlfriend.

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CaptNomNom 17

U totally deserved that u unfaithful excuse for a man.

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babyzann 0

You should rot in hell. Bloody bastard.

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Tempest559 12

I bet that nurse was hot too. Goods job, they make bank. Now she can buy you shit.

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Sankuri 9

Hopefully that 'first child' is the only one she has with you.

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mscat 0

And you will cheat throughout relationship.……maybe you have a daughter & she marries man just like you! Hahahaha

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Jazzalyn 10

Bring on the thumbs down because I'm almost 100% sure I'll get them but I'm with #29. In no way do I condone OP's actions and if anything happens like his GF leaving then I say he deserves it. But at the same time...it's like most of you guys are making out that he's committed the world's worst crime or something.

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keidus324 6

Cheating on your pregnant girlfriend.. Classy.

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edger1 6

Why would 50 people say ur life sucks, when ur the fn asshole who cheated on ur gf? I hope ur kid knows wat u did when they grow up to wat an asshole their dad is n always will be.

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marisadc79 0

Wow I hope she tells you more then deserved it, you deserve a lot worse. A woman is carrying your child and you have a one night stand with a random. You're a jerk. Hope your girlfriend finds out and leaves your sorry ass.

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dp925 0

first of all you're a dick for even cheating on your pregnant girlfriend in the first place, and second of all you deserved it,I hope she tells your girlfriend and she dumps you,you unfaithful jerk.

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