By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Keevarou 17

And she gave you a gift too The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:) So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^

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Yousuck24 21

Well...at least you don't have to give her a gift!

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perdix 29

She did the Math, found Chemistry with someone else, and now, you're History!

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perdix 29

I thought it was a pretty funny way to rub it in, but I thought others would join in with puns based on other school subjects.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I never seen a pun fly over someone's head so fast!

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jpjb 6

Just remember your parents taught you when you were growing up to give your old toys to those who are less fortunate than you are so you could make room for the newer and better ones :)

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newbiehere99 6

Did she graduate from FSU? Free **** University

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Domitan 1

"my girlfriend broke up with me" Great fml.

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AlexBblah 10

How did she gift her self a boyfriend? Gift her. New a girl to be jelous about, the first thing in my head was the relationship so bad? :O

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rcgirl2 11

Just move on. You'll find somebody better than her.

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stepymac 15

What a bitch she doesn't deserve you

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