By TheAngryBird - 28/06/2012 04:51 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a graduation gift: a new boyfriend. FML
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Keevarou 17

And she gave you a gift too The gift of being able to get a better girlfriend than her, and that's a good thing, because you need it, when girls are like that, you need to get someone who cares more for you and you can have a future with:) So now you can start from fresh with someone new, maybe learn something new about yourself or others, have a nice day ^_^

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Yousuck24 21

Well...at least you don't have to give her a gift!

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munchy22 5

that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday. She tells him she's in church, but she doesn't go, still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know...

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stonedfishies 10

Well at least now you don't have to purchase a graduation gift for her and you're free to date new people. :]

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aylard 0

Tell her you had sex with her mother or bestfriend. c;

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hockeyoceancity 13

Or both at the same time. :)

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GVirdi 11

It would make him look bad when her mom or bestfriend calls his bluff

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bwzwally8 15

Well as my parents always say " give your used toys to the less fortunate"

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MidnaLink 33

If by "less fortunate" you mean the new boyfriend, agreed.

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WearingHats 14

Pow, right in the joke comprehension.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Give yourself a gift and hook up with her best friend.

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xmaximusx 12

Probably will anyway he's mostlikely the guy her bff forever

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unknown_user5566 26

93- Best friend forever (bff) forever? That's a bit redundant.

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Jasonf6 0

Better off without that **** anyhow.

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Clamcreepy 7

Sharing is caring :)

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stephalicious10 7

Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know. Great song, dog move.

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erinnrose 9

She's definitely not worth it, just forget about her

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