By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
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Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"

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Obito_Rocks 6

I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.

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xluciferx666 21

Look at this way it's a funny story you two can always laugh at

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sv1dmc12 7

What a classic episode. Any from first 3 seasons are great.

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bvbfreak 8

Another good one would be "Pull the lever Kronk!"

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@86, Ahaha indeed. I saw this on Pinterest yesterday, about a woman who was in a water slide. She did the whole line right down to "wrong lever"! Funny stuff.

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doubleofuck 20

At least you can laugh about it, that's important in a relationship. Better laughing together than an awkward silence

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nakagi 4

that's almost too coincidental for an untimely reference

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@88, Over-analyzing removes the humor. Believe, just believe...

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KaylaTackett 18

Omg this is the funniest post I've ever read?

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nitrog100 21

Hey, at least you didn't impale her hand.

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