By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
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Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"

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Obito_Rocks 6

I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.

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drayloon 50

Did you smash it through her hand?

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Birdbath123 16

Firmly grasp it!

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thejonac 21

at least you know that your relationship is still going strong :))

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dovehigh 15

If she is young enough to recognize a Sponge Bob quote, odds are she is too young to be giving a ********. YDI

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Jinxsie 27

You obviously don't know how long the show has been airing.

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tigrouficele2012 44

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, I've been tested."

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Moklon 18

Are you sure your girlfriend wasn't Nosferatu, flicking your light switch up and down?

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legodude28 16

That episode used to scare the living daylights out of me just because of the end

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Moklon 18

Are you sure your girlfriend wasn't Nosferatu, flicking your light switch up and down?

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bsmallz3 12

firmly grasp it i your hand, FIRMLY GRASP IT!

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Kimberly95 4

Lol how old are you if your still watching sponge bob....

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Considering this was his first handy, I'd say he is young enough for sponge bob. LOL

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sohigh10 34

'Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs?'

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