By con135 - 13/01/2015 01:16 - United States - Farmingdale
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Needless to say she still makes fun of me for this, when she asks me for something she will say something like,"can you firmly grasp that soda and hand it to me?"
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Haha, I'm in the deans for an "outburst of laughter" so I shouldn't have read this one in class.
Did you still get the handjob?
Personally, I think if you're still watching that show...you're probably not old enough for a handjob from anyone but yourself..lmao
my boyfriend and I love spongebob I'm 18 and he's 20 I think I love it as I've always had limited channels so never really see it but when he stays over he brings his xbox so in the mornings I go through and we watch it on netflix it's fun kids at heart though haha but then again spongebob's probably still aimed for our ages too
I wouldn't be able to stop laughing either. I laughed harder at this than I have at any FML so far this month.
My daughter was turning two, she wanted SpongeBob birthday cake. I could not get to change her mind for "girly" cake. Got to admit it's Catchy and funny.
Why are you trying to impose gender standards on your daughter's birthday cake.... She knows what she wants, let it be. Crappy parenting award.
Agree with 73. Your daughter doesn't have to want "girly" things just because she's a girl. Especially on her birthday.
I'm glad other people beat me to it. Why the hell would you insist on trying to make your daughter get a princess cake or whatever you deemed girly enough over what she actually wanted? Outdated gender roles thank you, milady.
soulstrike23
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TECHNIQUE!! TECHNIQUE!!!!
If FML let us mark favorite comments, yours would be on my list. XD
Lmao
Ethann44
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Hahaha unlucky op. It's a good inside joke to have. Better luck next time:')
chillandfun
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You seriously had no thought of sponge bob when you said that op?
itll be ok op. those are the little moments that make relationships worth it
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I'm hoping it didn't end up the way it did on the show, anyway.
Spongebob lines are great and catchy.