By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML
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comedybreak 20

Thats disgusting get her to go to a dentist FYL.

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Maybe her breath smells like shit, but her ass smells minty fresh?

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theskaven 2

If that's not a good enough reason to break up, I don't know what is.

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rcgirl2 11

She needs to go to the dentist. Because if she brushes and her breath still stinks, something's not right.

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granolabutt8 7

Most research actually says to only brush once a day. You can wear out your enamel by brushing too much. Halitosis can also be caused by a dry mouth, inferior diet, or genetics. Next time tell her to drink some water and eat less dairy instead of insulting her hygiene. Not gonna lie, that was kind of a dick move.

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rostik 1

so you actually pissed on her? (she got pissed) probably she got pissed OFF after that...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

What he said is grammatically correct.

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hateevryone 14

Well if it's true, she can't be offended. Just brush her damn teeth. I hate when people have the type of breathe you can smell a mile away.

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boredlikealwayz 4

U should eat something that smells so if she tells u to brush more say that you'll brush when she does.

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bearsy 0

Gotta give her an ora brush!! Trust me you'll both love it

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nvo 6

Might be a cavity. They can reek pretty badly while your girlfriend is naturally immune to detect it. Try suggesting she sees a dentist.

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blakkie 0

bad breath doesn't mean bad hygiene....she might hav gum disease and u can get her a tongue scraper she might hav bacteria on her tongue....make her an appt. to the dentist....

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xgetxbentx 13

...even only brushing once a day her breath shouldn't be that bad. She needs to go to the dentist.

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