By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 05:23 - France

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Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML
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Thrice 0

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

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ell3x0 0

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

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minenotyours 0

mine are real ;)

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FranzFerdinand 18

Yeah, but apparently they're yours and not mine. :(

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axelkg 0

this is worded awkwardly. today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs. what do you mean today? is she going to have very small boobs tomorrow? or did she have just average boobs yesterday?

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Adovock 6

That's because all comments made on FML must start with "today". Anyway, I hate when girls say they got breast implants to "make their shirts fit better". In the words of Daniel Tosh, "You got them because you're a *****, you forgot because you're stupid!" Haha I love that episode :D (Not saying it applies here, it just makes me laugh...)

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LadyAshley 0

Why would you like fake big ass boobs anyways, their nasty.

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Sersha88 0

Or maybe women look way too much into things and can't accept a normal compliment

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little_birdie 0

To a girl, it sounds like " I like your big assed fake boobs because the old ones looked like bunny-ears."

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redsox4021 0

agreed^ dumb bitch get back in the kitchen you son' bitch

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izzy21_fml 0

I'm a girl, & it's true sometimes we do look to much into a compliment or situation I'll admit it's anoying sometimes. we can be very complicated

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