Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 05:23 - France

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Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

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Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

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Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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You're so vain…

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 05:01

Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML

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Top comments

Thrice 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

Comments

22cute 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 0:59

Bingo!!

22cute 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:01

Maybe you need to compliment HERSELF and not just a body part.

22cute 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 1:02

Hahaha you boobs!

starrDpie 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 16:14

I like when guys comment on my boobs(:

perry_sameh20 18

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:42

Agree

mckibben 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 11:55

57-ill write a comment on your boobs.

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 10 June 2012 7:11

I'm not a guy, but... Nice rack.

Ixiixi12 4

Saturday 7 July 2012 3:55

fake tit are distgusting get a girl with real ones man ... also why the hell did she pay for them if she has a fit when u complement her about them?

IloveJES 4

Friday 5 September 2014 7:53

fake boobs are gross...real boobs, that r still big, are so much better xD

Rebey 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:04

Wait... Wat?

daemonsparta 16

Tuesday 28 April 2015 23:46

then why did she get them?

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 30 November 2015 18:42

She's an idiot. Why did she buy them if she didn't want men to enjoy them - especially when the compliment comes from the man she is dating.

alexis8525 8

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:19

Are none of you realizing that she could have gotten them because SHE wanted them? True, they're a bit out there, but they're for her and no one else... She enjoys them, no one forced her to get them.

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