Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 05:23 - France

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Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

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Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

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Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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You're so vain…

By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 05:01

Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML

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Top comments

Thrice 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

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HackerD00d 0

Friday 13 August 2010 10:28

thats retarded! what other reason is there for a girl to get fake boobs?!

cluckmylife 0

Friday 8 October 2010 5:47

what are you complaining for sounds like you've got a great life

katies94 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 22:13

WTF? isn't that what you're supposed to say?

Skypinklove 0

Wednesday 23 March 2011 5:08

Women like that give the rest of us a bad name. If she wanted fake ****, then she should just as well put them to use. Go get a genuine, non-hypocrtical girlfriend.

Demotivator 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 7:46

or maybe. it because your dumba$$ probably said, i love your big fake boobs. way to go smooth guy

ginga_ninja_9001 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 14:19

dude i completely agree

daeemann 1

Monday 20 June 2011 7:31

She got fake boobs, because she's insecure. She has issues. Next time just go for a woman w/ naturally large breasts.

rileybrownie 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:37

I'm a girl and get those kind of compliments all the time it's annoying because guys don't stop looking but the compliments don't Boyer me it's the staring that pisses us off

rileybrownie 0

Wednesday 3 August 2011 0:39

lmao nice

Taylo12237 5

Saturday 13 August 2011 18:15

Omfg that rhymed;D

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