By HotCurry - 05/09/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, her grandma, and I were leaving her house to eat lunch. I stubbed my toe on the door while exiting. It hurt, so I stood there shortly in pain. I heard my girlfriend's grandma call me a "pansy". I later saw blood and took off my shoe. My whole toenail had come off of my big toe. FML
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Lolzords 11

Jeez, and still some people think you deserve it. D:

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

That's so gross. It really hurts too. But you must have hit your foot pretty hard to make the whole toenail come off! Ugh. It makes me sick just thinking about that image. Gross. ):

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zee209 0

That happened once to me too, and it hurts like hell! I'm sorry it happened, and sorry even more that her grandmother called you a pansy. Does she think men can't wince or something if they feel pain? Jeez...FYL.

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xSceneSceneBabyx 0

ew ew ew! that had to had hurt like a mo fo! ouch! *hugs*

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plexico 3

I'd have tossed the nail in granny's food at lunch. Later, ask her how she likes pansy-flavored dishes. But, then again, you are probably too much of a pansy to do this.

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pumbasbffl912 0

haha thats mean,

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justcatchme 0

i did the exact same thing only i broke my big toe... the day before i was competeing in the european championships :P

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flinkpamingo 0

Oooohh! I did that once. It hurt like a SUNNY BEACH!!!

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aback 4

You're allowed to say "son of a bitch" here. They won't tell Mommy. I promise.

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porp1 4

ouch i actually was throwing out trash in garbage disposal and the huge metal door crashed on my big toe and it turned black and blue it happened 3 weeks ago and its still black

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skyeyez9 24

My friend almost had my toenail torn off while riding his dirt bike. It was just barely hanging on. Instead of using nailclippers to remove it entirely, he chose to gross me out by flapping the bloody toenail up and down and pretend it was "talking."

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Jaguaress 2

Oh wow that would've hurt. I've had that happen, too, and it did grow back. (fingernail as well as toe.) The one thing I have to ask is: is she like her grandma? Cos if so, you need a new girlfriend before she forgets what compassion is, too.

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