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dump that bitch... but do it to her with a huuuge ***** before =P
What a ***** =/
that's ****** up lol
hmmm, maybe it's too much to ask for, but most fmls include the op's douchebaggery as well. but there wasn't 'today, after weeks of making unrealistic comments during sex about my penis size...' or something of that nature. I'm choosing to believe his girlfriend is just an uncensored bitch. what you see is what you get.
A guy and a girl are about to have sex for the first time. The girl looks at the guy and sees he has a 2" penis. She scoffs and says "Who do you think you are going to satisfy with that?" His answer is "Me!". Women say stuff like that because they know how bad it freaks some guys out. Lets face it, not everyone is born on the plus side of average. I'd say just keep using her as a cum dumpster until she finds what she thinks she wants.
tell her that's ok, cause her lower IQ will make the intelligent conversations u have with your new girl more refreshing, making u a better listener.
put it in her butt and see what she says then haha
that's funny
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Wow, what a bitch! :/
Tell her "I don't mind, I'm ******* 2 other girls."