By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 16:21 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 72 734
You deserved it 8 005

Same thing different taste

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EllieB123 5

Tell her "I don't mind, I'm ******* 2 other girls."

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next time y'all are having sex you should shove your whole fist in her. then get up, say goodbye, and leave.

steelfever123 0

First of all, a woman has no right to degrade your manhood. Women should have no rights period. All they're good for is ******* and sucking your dick like the good little bitches they are. I hope you fisted her vag and butthole real good for that.

UseCondiments 0

Perdix is mostly right, although every woman enjoys a big one, it just might hurt like shit trying to get it in if she doesnt have a big, cavernous ******. My advice would be to find a way to make her loose, thus ruining any possible pleasure another man could receive from her. My ex-girlfriend shoved an entire shaving cream can up her ****** more than once, so something like that could definitely work. Are you sure she wasn't joking though? I mean, her sense of humor would be absolutely awful, but at least then she wouldn't be such a bitch. I can't see much of a reason for telling you that, unless she wants you to break up with her.

That is disgusting for starters.. and she might want to research that a bit... women have been popping kids out and pleasing daddies afterwards for ages.

fist the bitch that'll make her nice n loose >:)

MikeHauncho2010 4

what a total tramp. I really hope you dumped her ass rite then and there. I wouldn't put up with that crap