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ydi for being a needledick!
next time y'all are having sex you should shove your whole fist in her. then get up, say goodbye, and leave.
Perdix is mostly right, although every woman enjoys a big one, it just might hurt like shit trying to get it in if she doesnt have a big, cavernous ******. My advice would be to find a way to make her loose, thus ruining any possible pleasure another man could receive from her. My ex-girlfriend shoved an entire shaving cream can up her ****** more than once, so something like that could definitely work. Are you sure she wasn't joking though? I mean, her sense of humor would be absolutely awful, but at least then she wouldn't be such a bitch. I can't see much of a reason for telling you that, unless she wants you to break up with her.
That is disgusting for starters.. and she might want to research that a bit... women have been popping kids out and pleasing daddies afterwards for ages.
fist the bitch that'll make her nice n loose >:)
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viva viagra!
bummer dude
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Wow, what a bitch! :/
Tell her "I don't mind, I'm ******* 2 other girls."