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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 16:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 16:27 - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend and I were having a casual conversation, when the topic suddenly became my penis. Before I knew what was going on, she said, "It's not the size that matters though. It's how you use it. So I guess you're ok." FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By FML - 02/02/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a girl. After we finish, she tells me she already has a boyfriend, and that his penis is larger than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 08:38 - United States - Murrieta

Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML

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By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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By FreshDonuts - 28/02/2015 05:03 - United States - Antioch

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

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"shortcomings"

By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML

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By Mike - 21/02/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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EllieB123 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:33

Wow, what a bitch! :/

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:38

Tell her "I don't mind, I'm ******* 2 other girls."

Comments

lycan004 1

Thursday 28 April 2011 15:45

Damn!..... that's just f*cked up

Summera 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:00

Break up with her.

pike1346 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 16:13

next time you are banging, slip it in her ass real hard, let her know what's up.

EDAY415 5

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:03

that's gotta be the worst shit a woman could say

Kuroku 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:07

trolololololol

woahbro2slow 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:35

haha.

kombucha_fml 8

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:36

omg this is so trashy

perdix 29

Thursday 28 April 2011 18:46

Y'know, vaginas come in various sizes, too, naturally. Women who have small ones can be very happy with a man with a small penis, she would not be able to handle and enjoy a horse ****. It's all about fit.

shift_love 13

Thursday 28 April 2011 19:29

she deserves a small dick for the rest of her life then. that shit was seriously f'd up. I woulda slapped her and left. or rammed her with a big fake ****.