By Anonymous - 14/02/2017 04:53 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my girlfriend left me. I have no clue what to do with the holiday we have booked or the ring I was going to propose to her with on Valentine's Day. FML
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TCRII 29

My evil plan assumes that she has a sister... 1. Seduce the sister. 2. Wait for her to regret breaking up with you. 3. When she comes back, have make up sex but do it doggy style. Reach around, caress her chest and say "Hmmm, your sister has much nicer ****."

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WCARlover 34

Cancel and sell. Sorry OP. Proposing on valentines is super cheesy though..

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praahe 10

Pawn the ring, and go on vacation anyway without her and have a good time. If you're friends on facebook still, be sure to post lots of pictures of how much fun you're having.

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rivenrock 14

Sorry this happened, OP. Return/get a refund if you can. If not take the holiday with a friend and leave it all behind for a while.

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janfleury 19

sell the ring and then with the $$$ take a friend. Go have fun and know that there is someone out there for you

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Jacobus_G 3

she figured out you were going to propose and didn't want to commit but is fine being your girlfriend you deserve great makeup sex on your date

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ifuckuprandomly 28

Here's another update. She went to Gloucester and ****** some guy and rang me so I'd hear it. As you can guess, we're no longer friends, but her family has pretty much abandoned her because what she did was so wrong. Thanks for all the comments guys and gals.

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