By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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sparkjolt 10

I hope you lost your girlfriend too. that's a horrible thing to do to someone.

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Pleonasm 35

That's awful that you were both virgins and you held out for her for your first time, holding this future moment dearly, and she just throws it away and shows it means nothing to her, that you weren't even the one for her, really, since she didn't lose it to you. DOn't usually say dump her, but these are horrible circumstances.

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Geometric 18

In that case, she needs to make the transition from girlfriend to ex-girlfriend.

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accioshannon 17

This took me an unusually long time to get.

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accioshannon 17

I don't know! It was really simple to get once I figured it out. I think I just blanked out.

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ICastillo 24

#14 it's easy, OP simply put it in the wrong hole. Which makes him still a virgin.

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xNephilim 18

It took me a minute too. I was like, "how is that possi-.... Ohhhh. Poor OP."

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AssTard 15

14- Thanks for sharing! But, was it neccesary to alert the FML community to your lack of understanding towards a FML? I'm not trying to come across as rude, but that was completely unneccesary.

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dangerika93 11

#35 I hope you're just screwing with her. Because that's not even what happened...

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ICastillo 24

Yes #98 it was a joke. I guess people thought I was serious... *shakes head*

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BeachGirl27 23

Exactly my thoughts. Cut her loose man.

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

22 - OP's ex-girlfriend already seems to be loose, if you know what I mean

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leadawg75 12

Maybe she was trying to Protect your virtue...probably not, but there is still that glimmer of hope. But still, dump her OP!

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OhDearBetrayal 25

"I want to preserve your virginity and the way I'm going to do that is by having pre-marital sex with other people. I heard there's a fraternity party next week and they'll for sure be interested in a group orgy. Imagine all the pleasure it'll give both of us and you'll be untouched all throughout!"

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dontpanic_fml 32

This is idiotic...

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BlackPhenom 9

That's the number one way of going straight from virgin to *****. FYL

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cmbar831 14

Well at least now you can loose it to someone that is your true love ;)

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SpottedZebra42 14

Exactly. It's better that she cheated now instead of later. I can't imagine how it would feel to have wasted your virginity on a cheater. Chin up OP! There's someone better out there waiting for ya!

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igive 29

And it's even better when they love you back.

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moonwing 17

I honestly hope you left her. Anybody who does something like that isn't worth being with. Good luck with finding somebody who shares the same values you do!

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doritowhore 9

It really sucks how many people treat their boyfriends/girlfriends or spouses this way. It's sickening. You deserve much better, OP.

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red_headforlife 15

I truly feel sorry for you, I know that really hurts. She's a stupid ***** who doesn't deserve you.

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