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LMAO funnyyyy
Much worse than "Lil' Buddy". Scrubs fans, anyone?
scrubs high-five (the todd reference)
Doesn't this mean your carrot 'juice' is gonna make ginger kids? FYL
Wow, LITTLE Baby Carrot, as if baby wasn't enough. I'm so sorry.
#23, wrong FML? lol
Nope, #23 was just saying that people should be able to take a joke and not get hurt, and that the joke proves how comfortable they are with each other. It's interesting how similar this FML and the next one is - he gets offended by a small penis joke, and she gets offended by a fat joke.
This happened on an episode of Rescue Me a couple of weeks ago...
I thought his name was squirtle?
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Does she like carrots? Also, don't forget the ranch!!! xD
your penis is orange? JK FYL