By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Screwie 25

Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.

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DomDomxoxo 16

With her attitude, might as well use your hand.

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1lasthoorah 0

LOL XD that's ****** up bro

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skyfire21 3

Find a new girlfriend that cares about your sexual frustrations!

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bryan788 29

Sounds like you need someone your sexually compatible with and you would not have been frustrated to start with.

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fabulosogurlee 7

17- I didn't know that you needed two hands to **********. Haha

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KiddNYC1O 20

On your knees, get down girl, go 'head get down...

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jadedtiger 4

Sounds like something mine would say do sorry it does suck

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LizzCat77 9

"What are you telling me for?" Well, uhm, because you asked, and its your fault.

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l0v3p4in 7

17 - Not all men get off by masturbating. I know a few guys that cannot just whack off to satisfy their sexual frustration. As surprising as it may sound to some females out there, there are a few men who actually crave an emotional connection to a woman for them to be able to relieve that pent up frustration. Sometimes even the inability to achieve ****** through masturbation leaves them more frustrated than before.

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bandaidmonster 4

Women are usually pretty straightforward about sex. So you should have already know how often you would get any, if ever. Btw, I've never heard of throwing a tantrum being a sure fire way of getting a girl in the mood. Maybe you should try something different? Like having a serious talk with her about it instead of acting like a big baby.

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QueenSaru 28

How does upset = tantrum? Upset could mean anything from noticeably irritated to frothing rage. And if someone asks me what's wrong and I tell them, does that not count as a discussion? She asked, he answered, and then she says 'why are you telling me?', well uh, duh, because you asked (and are most likely responsible for said frustration?). Now, if they're not at a stage in their relationship where they're having sex, there's nothing wrong with him admitting he's frustrated as long as he's not using it to try and guilt her into it, but her response still seems a little over the top... I think we need more info before we can put someone at fault here...

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delicious69 5

Time to get a hooker!!

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