By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Screwie 25

Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.

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DomDomxoxo 16

With her attitude, might as well use your hand.

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XxEP1CFAC3xX 4

She's obviously too good for you

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the_derps 4

OP probably expects ******** all the time and thinks sex is only about his needs. I'd be willing to bet that he doesn't understand the importance of foreplay, and thinks his girlfriend should always be there to cater to his "needs". he probably has no idea how to please a woman. in this situation, there are really only a few possibilities. either there's something wrong with him, or there is something going on in the girlfriend's life that has had this negative effect. I'm sure he's never asked her. if you're not willing to look at this from her perspective, have fun not getting laid.

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the_derps 4

lol @ you thinking feminist is an insult.

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Cinn_fml 22

Actually feminism gets ruined by people like you, Derps, and all the other Femi-Nazi's.

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the_derps 4

please point out where I was a "feminazi".

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Cinn_fml 22

Fine, you might not be a Femi-Nazi, but whatever you are, you're giving feminists a bad name. In every post you blame the OP and don't even consider the possibility that the girlfriend might not be in the right. I'm not saying that's the case, but I'm saying it's possible. You seem to automatically assume that the man must be wrong (though technically it doesn't say the OP is a bloke) because he's a man and therefore must treat his girlfriend like shit.

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Jaxx66 21

Please!!!! Alan, Sirin.... Someone! Get rid of Derps :( this is getting just plain stupid. An this FemNazi is just spamming now.

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the_derps 4

bawww plz stop downvoting my comments guise it hurts so bad

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kiwienne 21

Reporting you instead, then, and hoping you get banned. You're the most annoying person I've encountered on this site, and I really hope you're just having a bad day.... Otherwise, just wow... :s

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the_derps 4

reported? brb cutting self.

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DjeePee 24

Could anyone please block The_derps from this site? Or just kill her? 'Cause frankly, her comments should die a quick death.

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the_derps 4

except I never said any of that. I pointed out how much of a whiny baby OP was.

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supportcommand 17

Sounds like an open Invitation for some strange.

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klovely22 13

61. I have sexual interest in my S/o, doesn't mean I'm gonna drop my pants when he says "I'm horny.". There has to be more to it than that. (See how you can disagree with someone without the name calling? That's how grown ups have conversations)

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daminantion 14

For fourteen you sure have a potty mouth. Maybe when you reach eighteen you can comment on adult content-based threads.

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