By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Screwie 25

Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.

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DomDomxoxo 16

With her attitude, might as well use your hand.

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darkzero_omega 0

Yeah from the tone i get from this she was being rude as shit. You know what you do next time she comes at you with something like she needs a ride or some money or something like that? You look her dead in her face and politely ask her "what are you telling me for?" And see how she responds.

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akiahara 14

asinine comments are asinine. this one too. relationships are give and take, and I'm sorry, but sometimes that includes pleasing your partner when you'd rather take a nap. he doesn't seem unreasonable, ans her comment sounds snappish and catty. obviously this is a recurring issue that needs discussion. he's not being an ass or little teenage horn dog by wanting some intimacy with his woman.

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centaurel 6

I'm glad to read through these comments and see all the potential rapists of the world. If a girl doesn't want to have sex, leave it at that. Don't guilt-trip her, don't call her a bitch, don't say shit about it behind her back, just leave it as it is. Girlfriends are not simply there to drop to their knees or bend over every time you're horny.

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QueenSaru 28

Considering she didn't know the reason he was upset was because he was sexually frustrated, it doesn't seem like he's chasing her around the house (figuratively speaking) asking for sex or guilt tripping her... and I wouldn't consider being frustrated that your partner seems to be uncaring 'saying shit behind their back'. And also, why ask your SO why they're upset and then cop an attitude when he tells you honestly why he's upset? If you're not in the mood, or you haven't been in the mood long enough that he's frustrated (which honestly for some guys could be less than a week... XD) maybe TALK to him about why? Tell him if you're constantly not in the mood BECAUSE he's generally selfish when you're being sexual? This obviously works both ways too, but I am seriously surprised by how often I see people assume that their SO should just KNOW how they're feeling and why they're feeling it. People in general aren't psychic (and whether some individuals really are is up for debate and not relevant here).

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BobbieH 19

Apparently she wants you to resolve your frustrations else where! Sorry OP

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Sharkiestd101 7

Man, I hate when guys pull this. Constantly.

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QueenSaru 28

Yeah, how dare guys answer a question they're asked! God, what assholes!

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mynameisdharma 8

My ex boyfriend tried to guilt trip me into giving him oral sex and 'ingesting his secretion' by telling me he was sexually frustrated. That sentence forever means "I'm a selfish knob who doesnt care whether or not my girlfriend actually wants to go along with my nastiness". Did you try asking her what she wants?

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noisebox 1

Did you tell her 'I just thought I'd tell you before I moved on'. Or, you could say : ' guess what honey, I've just decided I'm going to be your back door man'..,,

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noisebox 1

I guess too she's not aware or is pretending she unaware that woman has to satisfy her partners sexual needs , especially when she's married to him...you're getting riped off!

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