By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 09:45 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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Screwie 25

Because you asked, bitch. Proper answer.

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DomDomxoxo 16

With her attitude, might as well use your hand.

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perdix 29

You ought to marry her. Things with your sex life get much better once you are married.

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N1GHTS 12

She's rude. She asked you what was wrong and that's all she has to say? Smh. You need a new girlfriend, OP.

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captainburke 5

People keep suggesting op cheats on her as if she'll care

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thecovert 7

Sounds like an option just opened up for you. Enjoy.

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SoultheWolf 19

Some women don't want to have sex until they are either in love or married, and the OP should respect that if that is the reason. If it isn't, and she's just a bitch then you're better off without her. Remember, there is more to a relationship then sex.

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jayfreeman 0

You obviously aren't able to satisfy her sexual needs. She is no doubt getting it elsewhere. YDI

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