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By GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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You deserved it 74 737

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By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto

Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML

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You deserved it 36 244

By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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You deserved it 4 194

By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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You deserved it 3 574

By CHStennis_4 - 03/09/2011 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML

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You deserved it 3 865

By ouch - 16/06/2016 10:14 - United States - Livonia

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML

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You deserved it 2 016

By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 067

By ddll - 05/09/2011 01:27 - Singapore

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML

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You deserved it 12 326

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 210

One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 037

You deserved it 4 954

Lindsaykae 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:12

hahahahahahahhaha man periods.

margie4peace 11

Saturday 24 July 2010 19:15

Emotions suck sometimes, especially when you can't control them. FYL but I understand your pain.

Comments

fuxkit_elizabeth 1

Sunday 25 July 2010 7:32

-Yhur ex isz so true!! Ive would have done the same thinq Grow some bolasz[Spanish For Ballsz)

smackieonassis 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:16

Finally, a few FMLs that are actually entertaining.

Nizzit2 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:16

sooo fake, but funny

Xx_Ritchie_xX 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:21

You fail at being a man. YDI, OP. Now go play with your dollies.

soccerlover1234 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:21

number 4: nice pic;) also sorry op. it's not ur falt ur man PMSing.....

rileykins 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:44

guys, you just gotta learn. we want the sensitive guy AND the badass. ya gotta be them both. ;]

cathyran25 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 8:48

hahah lmao epic win on her part I will have to remember that

lawlatyourfml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:34

balls. grow em.

pollito_fml 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 9:43

ahh what a bitch!!

RedRiot 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 11:59

Well here's how it probably was. She probably started to get pissed off at her always having to defend you! Be a man and stop being such a whimp. On the other hand if you where a good boyfriend and she was just a beech then ok I feel sorry for you, What you need is a good match of Left4Dead and SilentHill on the Xbox 360 and you'll be a man in no time :D.