By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
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ycrem0n 21

Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

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dominic1221 6

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

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booee1985 1

Lol dude u must be a girl cause I would have told her she wouldn't be able to walk after I got done lol

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shrimpygymnast 9

Well technically you will be spending time together

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laughingas 1

Aw I think that you sound really sweet! It's lovely that you don't just focus on the sexual side of the relationship although bare in mind it is important to have a balance of physical and emotional elements so you could have probably let that one slide then had a nice intimate chat post-coitus.

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hotchick90037 3

Damn! I wish the guys I knew were more like you! All the guys I know just want sex and nothing else!

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setheroni 4

Girlfriends... Can't JUST spend time with them, can't spend time without them.

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