By girly - 12/04/2012 04:06 - United States - Canton

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 622
You deserved it 52 689

Same thing different taste

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Proof that guys aren't always the animals starving for sex

dominic1221 6

You're an illiterate moron, aren't you? Maybe you should spend less time jacking off in English class, kid.

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I want everyone to remember this FML and its YDI total next time we get one from a girl acting weepy about her boyfriend/husband being obsessed with sex.

lol, I love the double-standard. Men who enjoy frequent intercourse "only think about sex", yet come the man who actually just wants to spend time with his loved one minus the caloric burn is... a 'girl'? Dear OP, Wow. This one's impressive. You g/f there is crazy. First, let's point out her giving you shit for something you don't want to do. Very considerate. Next, let's take a good look at her focusing on your not wanting to have sex as a 'girl' quality. I'm... sort of confused, as she's inherently contradicting her own mentality by expressing that concept, but whatever- I digress; the POINT is that she's now essentially name-calling (based on her own wonderful gender-biased preconceptions of role fulfillment) because she isn't getting what she wants when she wants it. Do yourself a favor- lose the sexist/prejudiced/selfish little princess you're with, and find a woman who respects and loves the man that you are. Or hey- stay with the princess for nonstop angry sex. Whatever suits your fancy. GL, and FYL.

Bloodjoker 11

omfg listening to all these ******* about respecting feelings is just bullshit... when your partner texts you that they can't wait to duck its because they really want you so grow a pair.. its kinda pathetic listening to all of you... as a guy it is more of a responsibility because you have to be a MAN and show a bit of masculinity, as a species sex is the number one drive... so cut this pc BS, if u side with op your probably shit in bed or have intimacy issues that u need to resolve

Please get a Lobotomy, your kind of mentality helps society to dumb down.

gigi03 5

Seriously are you a girl man up.

fcrnnngbck25 0

Why does this have so many YDIs? I really don't see the problem here. He doesn't feel like having sex so he's a girl? Really guys?

heyletsmakeout 1

This is hilarious . Something is say

rubyliu8420 7

Seriously, what's wrong with you?